Geting a Kindle fire

Yesterday I got a Kindle fire but, I can't get apps because...We need a credit card for my Kindle fire it is so lame!

Legoland in Florida

So, yesterday we went to Legoland. It was very fun. I brought my friend Jacob. We went on the Island in the Sky ride. It was fun because we went up and down and you could see so far. Then we went to "Technique". It was a very fast and fun ride. We got cool foam swords with the Lego logos on them. We went fishing for carnival fish and both of us got a prize! We each selected a red snake with a pick rattle for our prizes. We went on a ride called "Flying School". There was no floor, like the "Alpengiest" at Busch Gardens. It took us on very fast loops and very fast turns. It was very fun. Before I left, I got a Christmas ornament filled with Legos of different colors... gold, yellow and amber. Oh yeah, and a mini figure. It was a fun time at Legoland Florida.

School Fundraiser

For the past few days I have been selling fundraiser items.  Yesterday was the last day for me.  I have prizes from it.  For example, pretty much all I have is, well right now, charm necklaces.  I gave one to my mom because it was too girlish and then the rest are hanging on my closet door in my room.  Two are phoenixes, two are peace signs, I have a cupcake one, a monster truck one, a microphone, and one I'm not going to tell you about.  It was the one I gave my mom, which is too girlish for me.

Winter Tuesdays at Powhatan School (Hello Education!)

If you have gone skiing, you are lucky.  If you know about a skiing resort called Bryce and you've been on Red Eye then tell me if you had fun.  Or if you've been on a blue or black diamond tell me.

Skiing Kings

Pretty Mom

Mikey the Mikester

Smiler

Chupacabra

Red Eye Prince

Speed Demon

Obsessed With Tape

It's nice to see you again.  It's cool 'cause I got some disturbing chiz.  It's most likely to freak you out.  Now that you know that it's going to be disturbing, let's get started.

My mom thinks I should stop using tape, but I'm too obsessed with tape to even let it out of my grasp.  It's very annoying when she says, "Stop using the tape!"  I think it's hilarious.  My dad usually doesn't hear it.  He is too busy pooping.  His poops smell like a thousand sharts mixed tiny little cat litter poops and burps. 

(At this point, Kyle said, "I'm not listening!" and I was laughing until I cried.)

He usually has dreams about going on dates with Elton John.  It's hilarious.  I told a waiter at Los Toltecos.  

Charity

It is cool to see you again.  I have very important announcements.  There is people dying from hunger.  They need help.  Well, I already did something really good.  I had to pack 50,000 meals.  That is really good.  And I was really helping Ivory Coast.  They have kids dying every six seconds.  That is terrifying.  I really helped.  Count my dad in, too.  He helped awesomely. 

Our first job was measuring.  Our second job was sealing and our third job was doing the funnel.  There were different ways to put in the funnel.  First ingredient was chicken powder.  Then you put in soy, then vegetables, then rice, then pack it up and let your runner take it to a measurer.  They will take care of the job and then go to sealers and then put it in large boxes.  That is how you make 50,000 meals.  It pretty much took four hours.  That is not too long for a grown-up. 

The number was for measuring, 377 up to 382 grams or in the middle. 

The End.

Funniness Funny

Today I have some really funny jokes to tell you.  So, this is one.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pants on the ground.
Pants on the ground, who?
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.

(Mom interjection- yes, we know these jokes are horrible.)

Here is another one:

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Tray
Tray who?
This tray is wet, this tray is wet, and this tray is wet, this tray is wet.  With all of the power of the Death Star, is there not a tray that is dry?

(Mom interjection - my friends know why this joke exemplifies my horrible parenting skills.)

Sushi lunch

-- Post From My iPhone

Class Clown

If you know who I am and you know my name is Jack, then if you were at last night's dinner, then you should know that it was someone's birthday. And that guy is named Mike Ferris. He is turning 31. And I got to see someone named Wendy. She really likes jokes. Also, she really likes, "Do you know who I am?" (<-- that is a reference to a video that Jack likes.)

And I did other things for jokes. And you maybe have a good response to this. Maybe try responding more funny messages. And here's a pretty funny one:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
That's right!

This is me and Wendy and my mom took this picture. Doesn't it look pretty?

If you think it's nice then come back to give a response.  (I think he means comment.)  If you already know how to get to my website, then just do so and you'll find all of my links.

My Journal Entry (June 2010)

Today Day

I am
with
my
mom
in
teh
car
go
two
Coinstar.
My
dad
mean.
While
we
were
my
eyes
could
actually
I saw
dad
was
getting
up
out of
he
seat
while
his
anger.
He
got up
out
of
he
seat
and
slammed
he
walk
with
out
us
so
we
just
sat
with
each.

(This is an actual entry from Jack's journal that he wrote after an ill-fated trip to Coinstar. Kyle was irritated that we were being slow, so he went into the grocery store alone.)