Obsessed With Tape

It's nice to see you again.  It's cool 'cause I got some disturbing chiz.  It's most likely to freak you out.  Now that you know that it's going to be disturbing, let's get started.

My mom thinks I should stop using tape, but I'm too obsessed with tape to even let it out of my grasp.  It's very annoying when she says, "Stop using the tape!"  I think it's hilarious.  My dad usually doesn't hear it.  He is too busy pooping.  His poops smell like a thousand sharts mixed tiny little cat litter poops and burps. 

(At this point, Kyle said, "I'm not listening!" and I was laughing until I cried.)

He usually has dreams about going on dates with Elton John.  It's hilarious.  I told a waiter at Los Toltecos.  

School Supplies

If I was your very own kid, I would say for supplies for kindergarten you would need a pencil box, scissors, pencils, crayons, glue sticks, a Bible workbook, and some instructions to do all those good cool things in your Bible workbook.

You should have lots of books so you can practice reading. Start with trying a level 2 book. If they don't do a very good job then try the level 1 book. See how they do on that book. If they are pretty good, then you should keep reading level 1 until they have mastered level 1. Then go back to the same book at level 2. Then if they do a really good job keep doing that book until they have mastered it just like they did at level 1.