Obsessed With Tape

It's nice to see you again.  It's cool 'cause I got some disturbing chiz.  It's most likely to freak you out.  Now that you know that it's going to be disturbing, let's get started.

My mom thinks I should stop using tape, but I'm too obsessed with tape to even let it out of my grasp.  It's very annoying when she says, "Stop using the tape!"  I think it's hilarious.  My dad usually doesn't hear it.  He is too busy pooping.  His poops smell like a thousand sharts mixed tiny little cat litter poops and burps. 

(At this point, Kyle said, "I'm not listening!" and I was laughing until I cried.)

He usually has dreams about going on dates with Elton John.  It's hilarious.  I told a waiter at Los Toltecos.  

My Journal Entry (June 2010)

Today Day

I am
with
my
mom
in
teh
car
go
two
Coinstar.
My
dad
mean.
While
we
were
my
eyes
could
actually
I saw
dad
was
getting
up
out of
he
seat
while
his
anger.
He
got up
out
of
he
seat
and
slammed
he
walk
with
out
us
so
we
just
sat
with
each.

(This is an actual entry from Jack's journal that he wrote after an ill-fated trip to Coinstar. Kyle was irritated that we were being slow, so he went into the grocery store alone.)