Thursday, September 2, 2010

Funniness Funny

Today I have some really funny jokes to tell you.  So, this is one.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pants on the ground.
Pants on the ground, who?
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.

(Mom interjection- yes, we know these jokes are horrible.)

Here is another one:

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Tray
Tray who?
This tray is wet, this tray is wet, and this tray is wet, this tray is wet.  With all of the power of the Death Star, is there not a tray that is dry?

(Mom interjection - my friends know why this joke exemplifies my horrible parenting skills.)

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