It's nice to see you again. It's cool 'cause I got some disturbing chiz. It's most likely to freak you out. Now that you know that it's going to be disturbing, let's get started.
My mom thinks I should stop using tape, but I'm too obsessed with tape to even let it out of my grasp. It's very annoying when she says, "Stop using the tape!" I think it's hilarious. My dad usually doesn't hear it. He is too busy pooping. His poops smell like a thousand sharts mixed tiny little cat litter poops and burps.
(At this point, Kyle said, "I'm not listening!" and I was laughing until I cried.)
He usually has dreams about going on dates with Elton John. It's hilarious. I told a waiter at Los Toltecos.
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